The Cat that Cat Fished you

I have nothing to say for this. It just ruined my whole childhood. The cat is out of the bag. Hello Kitty is not a real cat. Sanrio, the creators of Hello Kitty, released a statement
that Hello Kitty is not a cat. She is a British girl named Kitty White. She is a Scorpio. I think that explains all of this. Why does she look like a cat then!!! Also, why does she have animal friends!!! Wait, does this mean that Mickey Mouse is a hairy albino kid with big ears? Is Bugs Bunny a retired comedian who is on a vegetarian diet? I don't know anymore. I can't trust cartoons anymore. Lets face it, now even cartoons are controversial.